What is Tommunism? I will try to explain it so that all you non Tomms might nod on it. Imagine yourself standing in your kitchen on a Sunday morning, hung over, trying to accomplish some Sunday mornin breakfast, when all of a sudden an idea pops into your mushy, unfiltered, hang over brain. As the idea hits you turn your head and suggest something to the closest homie. This homie, as it so happens, does not nod your Tomm. Alas you are misconstrued and, what was once a poorly communicated idea has now become a national crisis. It has happened over and over again throughout history; the Klu Klux Klan,The Crusades, the Holocaust, Wounded Knee, North Korea and many more. All of these are prime examples of failures to nod. Within every representation of any idea, weather it be verbal, written, or visual there is an underlying Tomm that one must nod. Even this carefully construed, written representation does not fully express the Tomm and one must take time on his own to develop a proper nod. Here is a more specific example that was related to my by a close friend:
“I was chillin in a park in Berkeley one summers eve when a middle aged man approached me. He was a bit disheveled but nothing that deserved extreme scrutiny. He asked me if I knew a man by the name of Tyrone that he was expecting to meet at the particular dumpster that I had chosen to urinate behind. I replied that I did not know of any such person but suggested that he might try another dumpster. The kind man said no and asked me if I wanted to join him for a smoke. I said ‘sure why not’. I assumed that he was taking about some good ole fashion Mary Jane; however as he reached into his pocket the gleam in his eye said: ‘I SMOKE CRACK’. so before he lifted his gaze and pulled out his glass dick I was gone.”
Close call for a fellow Tommunist. In this serious situation a failure of his nod to recognize the Tomm could have ended in numerous undesirable situations including, crack addiction, serial prostitution, prison, or even death. So, fellow persons of interest and intrigue, keep on a swivel and your nod on the Tom.
Thanks for reading. Stay tuned for “Tommunism: A Brief History” and “Promoting Tommunism in Your Community”.